After only a few weeks at Hogwarts, Trevor gave up trying to befriend the pets of Neville’s roommates. Ron Weasley’s pudgy, lethargic rat was oddly antisocial, Dean Thomas’s flobberworm was pathetically dull, and Harry Potter’s owl was an irritating snob.

As far as Trevor was concerned, having to deliver the post every day was not something to ( Read more... )

It’s an indisputable fact that toads are much cuter when they’re plump. After a few months of good feeding at Hogwarts, Trevor thought he was looking particularly handsome.

Neville, however, began to complain about growing lopsided from toting Trevor around in the same pocket.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 4 ( Read more... )

Sitting in Neville’s pocket and listening to Binns drone on for an hour, Trevor began wishing his life were more exciting. The next day, Trevor’s wish came true - Neville had his first flying lesson.

It was a good thing toads bounce.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 4: King of the Castle

Trevor loved birthday cakes. He loved licking the icing, rolling around in the crumbs, and blowing out all the candles.

For some reason, this made him very unpopular with Neville’s new roommates on THEIR birthdays.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 4: King of the Castle

Trevor took in the huge lake surrounding Hogwarts Castle. Things were certainly going his way already - a lake meant lots of water pixies. He puffed out his chest to look his most impressive.

Trevor had always had a thing for water pixies.

The Topsy-Turvy Tales of Trevor the Toad
-Excerpt from Chapter 4: King of the Castle